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Vinny

Just your casual music enthusiast!

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The Two-Act Play: In Praise of the Side Break - 30 November 2025 - Posted in The Ritual
The Audiophile's Sprint: Why 45 RPM Albums Are Worth the Hassle - 29 November 2025 - Posted in Collecting
Steely Dan - Aja: A Guided Listening Session - 28 November 2025 - Posted in The Ritual
The Heavyweight Hustle: The Truth About 180-Gram Vinyl - 19 November 2025 - Posted in Collecting
The Unseen Engine: Belt Drive vs. Direct Drive - 11 November 2025 - Posted in Hardware
The Allure of the Original: Are First Pressings Always Better? - 30 October 2025 - Posted in Collecting
The Gatekeeper: Your Phono Preamp, the Unsung Hero of Your System - 23 October 2025 - Posted in Hardware
From the Guild's Crate: The Cold, Hard Pavement of 8 Mile - 21 October 2025 - Posted in The Crate
First Pressing Forensics: A Guide to Identifying an Original - 17 October 2025 - Posted in Collecting
The Stereo Impostor: A Collector's Guide to "Fake Stereo" - 15 October 2025 - Posted in Collecting